Geography Lesson.

I am trying not to go insane at work. Also. New font. Welcome, Helvetica. I feel ten times cooler now. I don't understand what all the fuss is about regarding fonts anyways. Blogger.com choices are very limited. Here they are.  Maybe there's a widget that will expand my choices to include crazy cursive fonts that no one can read. Then I will change all my entries to bright neon pink background with yellow letters so you'll have to squint and eventually end up with a neon-Jessica induced migraine. THIS WILL COME WITH NO WARNING.

Georgia on my mind.

1. Arial. Boring unless it's italicized.
2. Courier. Kinda cool. Kinda typewritery.
   
3. Georgia. Which is a STATE, not a font people.
4. Helvetica. The cool kid.
5. Times. What I wrote all my papers in college in. Which now seems like a mistake, because all these other fonts take up WAY more room.  Dammit. Missed opportunity. Kenneth, write your DMA "document" in Verdana or Helvetica. It takes up way more room.
6. Trebuchet. I'm pretty sure a Trebuchet is a catapult.

Verdana. Which is different than a verandah. Which is like an outside place.     


Ok enough. I'm back to Helvetica, which seems HUGE compared to Times. OMG I wasted so much time in my youth writing in Times New Roman. THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!! 

 TOMORROW I go to North Carolina. I'm kind of hella excited about this. And I will give you reasons in a list format. LISTS, for those of you that are blind and/or three freaking years old, are things put into a line for organization's sake. 

1.  Weather. It's kind of gorgeous there compared to here.
2. There's no bosslady there.
3. My family is there!
4. No crazy spinning teachers. (Well, to be clear I'm sure there ARE crazy spinning teachers in the great state of North Carolina but I won't be meeting any of them.)
5. THE BEACH
6. THE LAKE

My parents are taking us to the beach Wed-Thurs of this week. SO EXCITED. I used to hate the beach. Now I kind of love it. You know why? My kindle.. My sunglasses. And the sun. I kind of love the sunlight.  Like <3 it. Don't get me wrong - I'm all about the night time too. But I miss the sun living in Cincinnati, where it's perpetually hazy/cloudy/rainy/snowy/sucky.


But if I'm in the sunlight I have to wear sunglasses, cause I'm a squinter. You know.. One of THOSE people who look like they're thinking of something really hard but really the light hurts their eyes. Ok anyway. Even I'm bored of talking about this.......... 


I can make it through the rest of the workday BECAUSE. (Yes another list cause I might need an intervention about lists)

1. I am going SPINNING afterwards!! (Yes, I'm excited. Don't judge me.)
2. And then picking up INDIAN FOOD from Baba India!
3. Then I do not have to come back to work until the 27th of JULY!!!!! WOOHOOOOOO!

Ok that's all I have for you today. OH WAIT. 


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Ok I took a picture of my pet dinosaur perched on top of my diet coke can. I don't think he's the kind that can open door handles.