Philosoraptor

Accountability is not difficult, it's not an art - it's a courtesy. The polite thing. The EXPECTED THING.

When you make an appointment, SHOW UP for that appointment, or at least have the decency to let me know BEFORE the day of the FUCKING APPOINTMENT. I'm talking to YOU, two patients that didn't show up today. Because I know out of all the blogs on the whole damned internet, YOU READ THIS ONE.  We have smartphones, fancy calendars, we send you postcards to remind you, we call you a week ahead of time, WE EVEN HAVE LITTLE FRIDGE MAGNETS.

SERIOUSLY, how do they work?

But, the two no-shows gave me a lot of time to catch up on my work and then, by consequence, time to browse the interwebs. I've decided that I kind of love the Philosoraptor.  He's a velociraptor (duh) that says philosophical things. Thus, the PHILOSORAPTOR dammit.  He's like a dinosaur Dali Lama.

Sidenote.. I think if the world were overrun by velociraptors people would be a lot more happy. I mean.. if going to work in the morning consisted of fending off toothy dinosaurs that evolved from birds but are really scary anyway at the bus stop - you'd feel much more accomplished when you got there. Once you got to work you'd be pretty safe.. UNLESS the velociraptor in question is that one from Jurassic park that can open those handled door-knobs. I'm glad my office has a traditional doorknob. Now you're thinking about it, aren't you? What kind of doorknob do you have? Is it VELOCIRAPTOR-PROOF? Doorknob installers should advertise that fact.

The same thing can be said for the zombie apocalypse (it took me two tries to spell apocalypse, what is the world coming to? It's the spellocalypse). BUT I think the doorknob issue would be kind of a non-issue cause zombies, even crazy slow moving ones (the super fast zombies are WAY scarier), can open doors.

Ok moving on, sorry for the rant. I saw my South African Aunt this weekend. I like telling people I have an African Aunt cause people get all uncomfortable and say "REALLY?" And then I say "YES!" like OMG ARE YOU A RACIST?  But anyway - we had Indian food and caught up. It was fun and filling. I don't see my side of the family very often (extended, I see my mom and dad a lot). Kenneth's family is always around when we visit NC though, so it makes up for it.

Ummmmmmmmmmm ok no more funny left.

Final note on accountability: Mario, show up for the fucking raids you make me schedule for you. Kthxbai.