Russian Teeth

Ok.. so why is it always the Russian patients who get under my skin? I see the names.. I know they're Russian.. and I just KNOW they're going to have an attitude. Sooooooo maybe it's my predisposition to hate them?

 

 

Russia, the ginger hair of the world.

Ohio, who's kind of a douche.

Sidenote, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME RUSSIA WAS HUGE? I thought it was this place kind of Texas-sized that was sad and cold all the time. Is this map even current? God I'm awful at geography. You don't even want to KNOW how long it took me to find Ohio on a US map. How did I make it through like fifth grade? My street smarts, that's how!!


Ha, I have no street smarts. I have very specific book smarts. Kenneth is the holder of the common sense in our household. He pointed out that my smart-ness (HA) is just different than his smart-ness. That shows you how smart he is. ALSO. He went and got me wine last night when I had the last glass of some Chilean cabernet. We were in the middle of watching the Shawshank Redemption (it was on TV and Kenneth said he'd never seen it all the way through which I thought was HORRENDOUS cause it's a classic and wow this is a run on sentence, see? Book smarts, people.)

WINE

 I'm getting sidetracked.  He brought me home two bottles (A merlot and a cabernet sauvignon  cause I've decided that I like red wines more than white) of FUNKY LLAMA.  Cause I like wines with weird names. And I like the Dalai Lama. And I'm kind funky. AREN'T I?


Anyway, Anniversary news! Kenneth and I saw the Green Lantern Saturday and I thought it was excellent. Don't let the naysayers tell you differently. The graphics were cool (we saw it in 3D) and Ryan Reynolds was very pretty to look at in his little green suit. He has niiiice arms. I'm kind of obsessed with arms now that I'm working out. I have a very specific idea of what I want them to look like. Ok back to the movie. I don't know ANY of the backstory or anything (well except for what they showed in the first 15 minutes of the movie) and I've not read any of the comics... So, for the uninitiated, it's fabulous.  Go see it.  Blake Lively's in it, boys. She wears tight clothes. 3D is kind of annoying, btw. Sometimes it hurts my eyes.

AFTER the movie we went to the Melting Pot. Which I love. We never get to go cause it's HELLA expensive. So we kind of splurged and got the "Big Night Out" and a wine selection for each course. It was yummmmmmmmy and I ate way too much. But that's what anniversaries are for, celebrating and overindulging. :) Six amazing years, Kenneth! Looking forward to eleventy billion more.

Ok ENOUGH BLOG